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		<title>Weapon of Choice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan Calvert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you plan to rob someone odds are the intended victim will not cooperate. You’re going to need to persuade them to hand over their property. You are going to need…a weapon!
Sticks, stones, knives and guns have been successfully employed to redistribute wealth, but they do have a downside. These items can prove dangerous to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class=" alignleft" title="Classifieds" src="http://www.listerz.com/images/classifieds.jpg" alt="" width="381" height="253" />If you plan to rob someone odds are the intended victim will not cooperate. You’re going to need to persuade them to hand over their property. You are going to need…a weapon!</p>
<p>Sticks, stones, knives and guns have been successfully employed to redistribute wealth, but they do have a downside. These items can prove dangerous to use and often turn a simple robbery into something far uglier. Besides, weapons like these work just as well for the intended prey as they do for the hopeful robber.</p>
<p>But criminals take heart, there <em>is</em> a better way!</p>
<p>Today’s sophisticated and savvy miscreants make use of a more subtle and effective weapon in the crusade to relieve owners of their lawfully earned property. The weapon of choice for the smart thief is <em>the politician!</em></p>
<p>Not just any brand of politician will do, however. Those who know choose the political brand which has consistently delivered the “goods.” Yes, only one brand has made wealth confiscation their reason for existence and turned this “redistribution” into an art form. So if you’re seeking a simple transfer payment, or you want an elaborate take-over of a major portion of the nation’s economy…</p>
<p><strong>Look For The<em> LIBERAL</em> Label!</strong></p>
<p>Of course, if you prefer to earn your own living there‘s a place for you too! We call it the “uninformed voter” category. All you need to do is just keep working and pay no attention to anything which doesn’t directly affect your internet service or your television remote control. After all, criminals need victims and <em>someone</em> has to earn the money.</p>
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